Forever and a day...I know.
So I decided to give yall a lil update-on-your-plate of xanga tsismis (with pics of course)...
Don't be alarmed, I did not jump off the face of the Earth. Just been mad busy lately. Work has been NOT:
category 1: straight up chillaxed
category 2: doing just enough work to make it look like I'm busy
category 3: daily routine
category 4: busy
BUT
category 5: SHO NUFF BUSY FROM SUN UP TO SUN DOWN!
Yes, this is the category of busy that you reach when you take on too many clients. However its all worth it...I need the loot so I don't mind. Besides, 2 of my clients are good friends of mine so its more fun.
Congratulations to my friend/clients who have purchased their first pieces of real estate!:
Nina S.
&
Joy P.
They each selected nice condo units. Joy's is off the hook forreal,...can't wait for the house warming party! Its funny how I help everyone else get a house but I can't get myself one yet...lol. Its all good, soon but surely I shall get mines.
Okay so in other news...I've been quite the traveler lately. I think I told yall already that I went to Germany and Austria. Then when I got back I did a last minute trip to Canada with compliments of April for inviting me to Julie & Dan's wedding. I wasn't thrilled about going at first because I've only met Julie & Dan like twice so I was like why the hell am I going to the wedding, but then April wanted an "escort" and the wedding was in Niagara Falls which I've never been to and also my homey in Toronto was in town and told me to come up and check out the city since it was only like an hour away. So I decided go for it. So we flew to Buffalo and rented a car and drove 30 mins. to Canada. Canada is cool. It was wierd because it doesn't look any different than just across the US border but yet its another country with a different government, etc. So I was excited about Niagara until we got to the motel that the wedding party negotiated a "special rate" for us at. [April...yes, I must share this experience once again]...The hotel was HORRIBLE! DISGUSTING & ATROCIOUS...it was like one of those prostitute motels or like one of those motels that you see on COPS! with some white dude in a wife beater gettin' dragged out by the po po! The shower curtain had barnacles growing on it, the carpet had glass on it, and the bedspread had kool-aid stains on it, and possibly other stains that I will refrain from trying to determine what it could be! I was tempted to just leave for Toronto then but I didn't wanna be rude since I was invited for the purposes on engaging in a weekend of wedding activities. So I had to put a lid on my plush high standards of ghetto fabalism and settled for straight up GHETTO. It was all good though cuz we toured Niagara...did the Maid of the Mist boat thing...off the hook! The falls are amazing. The next day I did a solo day trip to Toronto. Here's some pics to prove that I went...lol. I was mad cuz I left my digital camera in my Janet B's car when she took us to the airport so I had to use a disposable camera...this is some garbage.
A view of the city from the Toronto Islands...
Yonge Street, The Longest Street in the World?
Toronto was cool...mad clean, cool night life, I love the street cars. However I only got to spend a day so didn't get to see much. I had to rush back to Niagara the next day to make it in time for the wedding on the Falls:
Awww....The wedding was cool, ...interesting. Quick synopsis: Arrived to the Sheraton to change into my "Columbia drug Lord mafia wedding suite" only to find that the whole wedding party was changing in the bride's room...haha, it reminded me of marching band prepping before a major show. April played the last minute wedding planner, Homer sang, the pastor was bent cuz he messed up the names, the wedding had doves and butterflies, and then we took pictures overlooking the falls. So then afterwards it was time for the wedding reception which was OFF THE HEEZY! Homegirl had an OPEN BAR...tell me why I was buzzed before the reception even got fully started! Then they had Karaoke!...OMG, yall know I tore it up with some Michael Jackson's "Rock With You". Hillarious...can't wait to see the wedding video. Anywayz, afterwards caught a few zzz's in one of the random hotel rooms, then woke up and rushed across the border back to buffalo. At the Customs booth, I gave the officer chick my passport and the officer chick asks me "so where are you all coming from?" and I was like "umm....CANADA." HAHAHAHAHA, only after like 5 minutes did I realize she wanted to know specifically where in Canada I was coming from. Obviously I must've came from Canada since I just crossed the border. Yes I was OUTTA ORDA. haha.
And that was my trip to Canada, The End.
Next trip...Rochester, NY for my cousin Robbie's Wedding:
So two weekends ago, I went to Rochester for my 2nd cousin's wedding. Robbie is a youngin...22 I believe and decided he was in love with Danielle and they got married...WHAT!...Yes I was amazed but it's cool he got married though instead of being a manhore like the rest of us. So anywayz, I invited my homegirl Riva (my salsa queen)and she accompanied me to the wedding which was cool cuz we really hadn't chilled since college. I was debating whether to fly or drive but since I was trying to save a dolla, decided to push my pooky hakura up to Rochester...BAD MISTAKE! The first two hours were nice, but then after that I was like DAG...we should've FLEW! Coz that ride was long as EVER. And then tell me why like 30 minutes into New York State...I got pulled over. Another ticket to be bothered with. Finally we got there and met up with my other cousins at the hotel. That joint was in the straight up BOONIES, but nevertheless, my family kept it live...FO SHO.
The wedding & reception was cool, but the "afterparty" was STRAIGHT LOCO. Friday night,...all the Titos crashed my cousin TJ's room where they all got BENT! Crazy night. Then Saturday after the wedding...part 2 of Titos gone wild! It was like a college party only with your uncles...crazy! Riva must think my family is a bunch of alcoholics, but then again she talked my uncle into hooking her up with a job so that was cool.
Robbie and Danielle gettin' hitched
My Titos gettin KRUNKED!...
Like uncles, like nephews
Yea, good times with the family. Then sunday we all drove home...Pennsylvania is like the longest state to drive through...never again. 5 hours is my max...anything more, I must fly. And I was hot cuz my uncle from Va Beach rolled up to DC and flew on that new airline Independence Air and said it only cost like like 70 bucks round trip! I must check that out.
Anywayz...so there you have it...thats where I've been for the past few weekends, although I did hit up some fun DC weekends in between. Here's some pics...knock yourself out:
Treating Brian Nads to DCs Jumbo Slice
I want this shirt!
4th of July in DC
captivated by the fireworks....[i was kinda over it though]
Happy Birthday Crystal...you still a youngin' though
Happy Birthday Carms...you were BENT. And so was this officer
Yea CJ...play that rock-n-roll...[mad props for the 5 second go-go drop]
Riva doing her Beyonce pose at the Ontario Lake Front in Rochester
House #5, My first listing...I sold it already! Thank you JESUS! Time to get PAID!
"Keepin' It Real In Real Estate" (c) 2003. Equal Housing Opportunity.
Till next time,...holla at cha boy. | 
